Pointless Rav/knit quiz

From a silly group I just came across on Ravelry:

1. Has your queue achieved SABLE? - probably not, but everything that I want to knit isn't in my queue. Most of my Faves are things I'd like to make as well. What's in my queue is just stuff I'd like to make relatively soon.
   

2. Has your stash gone SABLE? (SABLE= stash acquired beyond life expectancy) - did you need this explained? - It's not gigantic by most standards, but it's quite ridiculous in my opinion. At last count, I had enough sock yarn to knit 95 pairs of socks. Plus all the sweaters, bags, etc, not to mention the cotton/dishcloth stash.
   

3. Have you made up stash so your stash seems bigger? - Nope. I don't think that 100% of my stash is listed in Ravelry, maybe 95%.
   

4. Have you made a group? - Yes, I started three on Rav - Dishcloth Weekly KAL, Knitting in MD, and TheJessicas.
   

5. Are you a moderator? Of more than 5 groups? - Yep, I mod the three above, The Bone Yard, and What a Kool Way to Dye.
   

6. Have you met any other Ravelers? Do you meet them regularly? More than once a week? - I've met quite a few, at the Yarn Harlot signing in April, at the LYSs in my area, and at MSWF earlier this month.
   

7. Have you driven more than 100 miles to meet Ravelers? More than 500? - Nope, the opportunity hasn't presented itself, but I probably would. I'm still hoping that I'll be able to go to Rhinebeck this fall, which is a few hundred miles away.
   

8. Have you swapped with Ravelers? Internationally? With possibly illegal substances? - Is yarn illegal? The guys at my PO always chuckle when they ask me "do you have any...wait, it's just yarn, right?". I've done 2 dishcloth swaps on Rav, and a few 1:1 yarn swaps from destashing, etc.
   

9. Have you gotten a job through Ravelry? Started your own business? Designed a pattern just for Ravelers? - Nope, I wish though. When are they going to make a job position for me where I can knit for 40 hours a week, and get paid in yarn? That would be a dream job, lol.

Ok, that was fun. Back to the Blue Swirl Socks.